sniffling:

are you sure

sniffling:

are you sure

(Source: carbyle)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(Source: samwiseg)

ashtonskoala:

merlinobsessedchild:

and i don’t care if this doesn’t fit on my blog. this is beautiful.

She has a beautiful heart…

Oh god.  Why are there tears in my eyes?

And I don’t even like Beyonce but rebloging this because omfg 

mistressfeferi:

hopelessbaka:

at least gravity is attracted to me

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jerkfranceschi:

if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty